Monday, November 29, 2010

Things you should know when you're a spy:

1)when trouble's coming toward you, walk the other way!!!

2)No matter how hungry you are, don't eat a polar bear's liver!!!(read it in a book)

3)Never pee in a pool of sharks. They like it.

4)If you absolutely are desperate for food, and all that’s around are poisonous dart frogs, roll them in the grass to get the poison off like skunks do.

5)If you meet a tiger, act dead.

6)If you meet a lion, run away.

7)If you meet a bear, you’re dead meat.

8)Oh, and make sure your sidekick knows karate if you don’t. It’s useful in a fight.

1 comment:

  1. i feel like a nerd cause i knew about 3-5 :) i did not know bout a polar bear though. that's useful stuff there! and i don't know karate so hopefully you do :o all i can do is punch/kick/tackle people down. i have no asain fighting skills

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